Hail Samajwad.....

To,
Mulayam Singh Yadav aka Jackass
Puddle of Shit
"Darkness"

Sub : Many-Frusto

Lo-"Sir",
I know you probably wouldnt read this blog,(what if the computer virus ate your precious memory) thanks to your new manifesto (you can try a fiction novel, a new genre has been invented by you un-sci-fi)i can finally breathe easy, after straining my eyes on this reckless machine, i just got the job of newspaper boy reduced( me a glutton???)the information of your manifesto came to me via the RSS feed i had subscribed( and before you flinch your balls RSS=Really Simple Syndication)and i was impressed by your thoughts ( i am damn serious!!), how eloquently have you crafted a plan to finish unemployment forever, a masterplan i must say, now let's see how it works. Say you have to open this webpage, you go to your computer( hey wait are you crazy no computers!!!) so you go to the information assistant( fancy name needed) also lets keep a employment ticker with us, so lets tick it to 1( voila! you just gave a man his daily bread) so you request him to tell you whether crackatdawn has new entries, the IA smiles, and as that grin widens you wonder how this crack-nut works, so he takes out a type writer and sends a request via a telegram( instant work )and now the telegram has to deciphered, so the PROCESSOR( dont u get it, generate employment!!) so we "hire" 20 men to decipher the code( ticker=21), now the search is send to search department a thriving new department by our respected Mulayam Singh ji, it files every webpage on the earth( and cuts out porn! what an idea sirjee)so that it can be referred to, now this mega archive is being managed by over 20 million people( ticker=20million and 21) so as your search lands into their efficent hands( you can think of a new search till then, pssst bribe your IA and he will get it done in only 45 minutes!) so the new post is duly found and is sent to your local post office which delievers a fresh copy to you....congrats you are now my blog visitor!, and didnt you realize how many people were loosing job because all you had to do was to type at the browser window. And yes mulyamji this shall be my last post in english( i'll switch to angrezi!!!) becuase i have no right to move ahead, how can i move ahead of those who pass exams because of self-center policy, it is my duty to be a concerned citizen that i promptly give up english till third as you have done for thousands of kids like me, how can i move ahead when people around me spend 5000 for an english speaking course in your safai village and be swindled!, alas i am too much of a capitalist minded, "self-centered" glut with no apathy whatsoever, i must stop the $50 billion IT industry, for hiring students from colleges your goons have setup in the UP-hinterland( CS, IT 200 seats, electronics 100 seats, mechanical 50, end of college). So come lets join hands and move towards Samajwad.... or whatever eutopia that be.....( AK-56 trotting MP's shall be our idols, big-b our godfather, convent educated dolls shall be the cover girls of this great society)......

Hands Held High
Crack@Dawn

7 comments:

  1. Unknown said...
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  2. Unknown said...

    Mulayam Singh's SP came up with the most reggresive manifesto ever created. It generated a lot of criticism all over. But one look at the manifesto and Mulayam's base catchment area of voters will show why the manifesto can work well for him.

    Mulayam Singh does not really care for the voters residing in cities and smaller towns. His base is the rural voters and specially the Madrasa bred rural Muslim vote. This section of the society has always thwarted attempts to modernise - be it English education or be it computers. Mulayam is forgetting that where on one hand they are stripping people of jobs on the other hand they give vast opportunity to IT sector, computer engg. etc.....its really a 'many..(SP)..frusto'
    quite humurous and intelligent criticism!! good job  

  3. Pooja Bhat said...

    you possess the art of creating an interesting web. it is amazing for the reader to trace the web and reach the spider!the point has been proven wonderfully!!!  

  4. Akhil.... said...

    well said dude.. you need to sent a translated copy of this post to manniye mulayam singh ji (and the original copy to his sons akhilesh and prateek ...phoren return as u say) .....
    may be he'll send amar singh or azam khan after you saying .... "is rajnaitik dushman kaa mu band karao, ye behen ji ke saath milke logo ko shabdo ke jaal me uljha raha hai..."

    hope more people read this post and atleast this time ...vote for change...  

  5. Tarang said...

    @akhil
    please vote and do visit the ADR( association for democratic reforms)loads of stuff.....  

  6. Perti said...

    Hi!
    contact me at kabarazab at gmail dot com.
    COMPUTELOGY  

  7. Siddharth Singh said...

    its a great reflection on the sorry state of regional politics where brokers of power thrive holding interests of pan-Indian nature to ransom...
    the treatment of subjects of this ilk with sprinkling of satirical humour and disarming wit has now become your signature...

    "In the end, everything is a gag."
    - Charlie Chaplin