The Discriminant of The Iota

Nope this is not the LP track we are talkin of! i will go to topic later first i would like to thank all those who took out their time to read my blog and post generous comments( special thanks: siddharth sir) while i ( hey dude wazzup!! watz goin on .... nothin.. yeah nothin here as well.... so what do u do in free time.... nothin u know same old hanging out....sahi yaar!! what else got hooked or something.....((answer's vary here))nahi yaar/kindoff/that *****(me a family blogger!) tu bata...... who the hell on this planet would tolerate me!! my arranged marriage will be the most disarranged marriage.......lolz:P 8-)..... aur bata..... tu suna..... arre i stared a blog(how clever of me!!!!!).....u?? i dont believe.. (me soo shy) nahi boss thought to pen down my thoughts.... what is the link.....(1 down, my li'l jig)it is ***.*************.***.... chal i will check out/i get it you want me to click some ads and u make money u ******.... .......... u dere..... liked it.....< with modesty> thanx( did you notice those dimples on my face) to orkut line changed( pls visit my blog).... to scraps to all( Hail! Orkut) i am happy man......... as if i could paint the web2.0 with this
Disclaimer : The above piece of thought came was a honest feedback from the minds of all those who i sordidly got into this.

Phew! what was i talkin about, yeah that this being december the UPTU exam festival has a lot to offer to us fellow engineers as we prepare to launch ourselves in a world where our books are outdated( oops! forgotten) a degree without attending that practical, no electricity in lab, to the clarion call of "BUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" we prepare to take on 5 units of crap study from a book which is a summary from some foreign hotshot( i am loving it) while the "men" like it hard( Super Duper condensed volume of 5 yr papers solved by checkers themselves!!!! no doubt they are called Kaise Pass H oon) so after the watershed effect in the whole semester i sit to shed some light on the textbook( get it on rent bhai, comes at 50p a day) (beep! beep!) a message to the miser on the planet( how many times must i admit that, and please my inbox can take only 65 msg talk about quality control) movies related to exams.....(back)(delete).... the complexity of Krus(beep! beep!) letter to VC,UPTU(back>(delete>.....kal's algorithm is(beep! beep!) engineers marte nahin...........is O(V+ElgE)one sec! did it sound like (eeee-lageee), lolz algorithms can be fun.......(beep beep) focus can burn..............(set to vibration> (few minutes later) ( location : cerebral lobe, koi msg nahi aaya yaar) (pick phone (inbox) ah! the love of humanity is showered upon me, best of luck sir, (geez! people remember me) thank you dude, take your i-pill to exam-orgasm-pass this msg to 10 and your teacher will cancel the paper as his wife fried his balls last night. Ah me so tired how about a cup of tea...... the clock is summoned..... 12:30...hmmmmmmmm....(beep beep ring!!) abe chai penne chal! ( me conspiring here) arrey dude 5 units to study......****,******,*******,**************** itna nahi kar sakta..... oki oki dont pest me for a cup of tea what do you want, drown in a tea cup??? oki come out lets hit the road........ (location: somewhere in kanpur between smoke rings) nice tea.....yeah always refrehes you for the whole night...... so did ya study( 10 hrs before exam).... abe just started( 9:59 b4 exam).... u lier how much did ya get last sem ah 70% you are a piece of ****( (9:58 b4 exam)oki lets wind up.....( 9:30 hrs b4 exam) < murmur>...... (9 hrs b4 exam) damn i am screwed this time...... where is the damn KPH....... ah! the panacea to all troubles...... 1 unit down.....< 5 hrs before exam...... 2 units... 3 units...... 4 units...... dont be greedy dude what will become of toppers if you study eveything........ ( 3 hrs b4 exam) ah sleep finally........ and then................ a few years later....... This is to certify that Tarang Singhal has succesfully( lolz!) completed the undergraduate program under the aegis of Uttar Pradesh Technical University securing (confidential) division................ Another engineer ready hardened in the december wind............ I dedicate this article to all those who summoned herculean courage the night before exam and completed the entire course and came out unscathed with a shining degree in proud hands (only for that HR manager screaming where is your degree????????).......................